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alymuffin:

james potter was the type of guy who became head boy without being prefect first

get on his level

5 months ago on November 9th, 2013 | J | 1,774 notes

thefamilyassbutt:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone.

5 months ago on November 6th, 2013 | J | 283,506 notes

“Oh no, I’d love to go with you as friends!” said Luna, beaming as he had never seen her beam before. 

5 months ago on November 6th, 2013 | J | 8,159 notes

hella-extraordinary:

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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???:

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5 months ago on November 6th, 2013 | J | 599,752 notes

she tried so hard to steer away from the meeting place but her heart had led her there

5 months ago on November 6th, 2013 | J | 3,936 notes
5 months ago on November 6th, 2013 | J | 5,987 notes

ctheguitarman:

transtonks:

nah man just imagine Tonks during her years at Hogwarts making herself look like Dumbledore for no real reason other than to confuse the hell out of other students by plopping down next to them and asking them weirdass questions like if they’ve ironed their socks in the last week and then walking away

Imagine Dumbledore realising she’s doing it and joining in so that sometimes there are two Dumbledores talking to one student.

5 months ago on November 6th, 2013 | J | 164,096 notes

urbansexuals:

do you think when bones walks into the enterprise’s corridors people just go

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5 months ago on November 6th, 2013 | J | 13,276 notes

multishipperpirateking:

thebookthiefskiss:

So Steven Moffat is coming to talk at my college tonight (Oh I love going to such an important College)

Any ideas what questions I should ask the Moff? Preferably questions that don’t lead into a long feminist rant against him, but still make me seem like a semi-intelligent and witty consumer of his productions?

Also this

5 months ago on November 6th, 2013 | J | 9 notes

mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

That moment when Osric started writing fanfiction on twitter.

5 months ago on November 6th, 2013 | J | 19,195 notes
npr:

(via Star Wars Imperial Forces Invade Thomas Kinkade Paintings)

In a series Artist Jeff Bennett is calling Wars on Kinkade, the Painter of Light’s ethereally bland landscapes come under the iron fist of Star Wars storm troopers, Imperial Star Destroyers and Hoth-crushing AT-ATs.

npr:

(via Star Wars Imperial Forces Invade Thomas Kinkade Paintings)

In a series Artist Jeff Bennett is calling Wars on Kinkade, the Painter of Light’s ethereally bland landscapes come under the iron fist of Star Wars storm troopers, Imperial Star Destroyers and Hoth-crushing AT-ATs.

5 months ago on November 6th, 2013 | J | 2,884 notes

satyrbuddy:

slugbox:

FINALLY THIS IS ON MY FUCKING DASH AFTER YEARS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET.

My mornings.

5 months ago on November 6th, 2013 | J | 176,189 notes