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i embroided my jacket (it says i dress for no one but the weather)
james potter was the type of guy who became head boy without being prefect first
get on his level
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
ahh, makes sense.
“Oh no, I’d love to go with you as friends!” said Luna, beaming as he had never seen her beam before.
When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
she tried so hard to steer away from the meeting place but her heart had led her there
nah man just imagine Tonks during her years at Hogwarts making herself look like Dumbledore for no real reason other than to confuse the hell out of other students by plopping down next to them and asking them weirdass questions like if they’ve ironed their socks in the last week and then walking away
Imagine Dumbledore realising she’s doing it and joining in so that sometimes there are two Dumbledores talking to one student.